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Working in customer service . . .

Coke in a Bottle

There was this one time I decided to take my own drink into a movie theater. I picked up a Diet Coke at the store, filled my water bottle with ice, and smuggled both my drink and ice-filled bottle into the theater. Safe inside, I poured the Diet Coke over the ice and listened to the refreshing hiss of carbonated YUM hit the frozen cubes. I drank most of it in the theater, but on the drive home I decided to take a few more swigs of what was left. Oblivious to how much the bottle had been jostled about, I drew it closer to my lips and pushed the trigger button for the spout. No sooner had the spout flipped open when I was met by a geyser of Diet Coke directly to the face. Coke in my nose, eyes, and hair. Lovely. 

And yes, my "I'm about to drink Diet Coke!" face looks like a Muppet.

Don't ask...

Winter

Old Man

This is a drawing of a little old man. 

That is all I have to say and all you need to know.